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JakeBrake
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #565014 - 04/24/09 06:46 AM

Condemnation

/adjective/noun combo: A nation which has a large supply and distribution network of specific prevention and safety products.

Example:

"Herb, yuh ever notiss evry farmuhsee ya goze into they dun got thaym Trojins?"

"Yeeuh, I dun seen em in evry state I bin to. Gess weez a condom nation?"
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #567565 - 05/07/09 09:15 AM

Saw this blog post and thought of this thread

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JakeBrake
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: philk10]
      #575020 - 06/17/09 06:41 AM

LOL Phil. Good stuff!

Fargo

noun: A long trip.
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* Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #585442 - 08/13/09 04:03 AM

Armageddon

pronoun/verb combo: self will mount something

Example:

"Snakebite, whatcha all dacked out fer?"

"Wall, ah be headin down to the arena wherez ahhrm uh get on wun mean a$$ bowl in ride it fer a dang minit?"
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #585449 - 08/13/09 05:04 AM

How to tell if a Redneck has been working in your cube:

1. The monitor is up on blocks.
2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
5. John Deer pocket protectors left on the desk.
6. Your password has been changed to Bubba
7. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
8. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
9. The keyboard is camouflaged.
10. You hear him refer to the mouse as a critter

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* Redneck Thread * [Re: Rich W.]
      #590383 - 09/10/09 07:39 PM

Gesture: combo adverb/pronoun.
Actually sumpin about sumpin you possess.

What wuz that song by Smokey Robinson? Itz gist yer imaginashun?
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Shane_MacLaughlin
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #590450 - 09/11/09 02:47 AM

Oscillator:noun (gaelic origin)

Someone who dines on donkey. (We got rednecks here too)

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JakeBrake
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: Shane_MacLaughlin]
      #592549 - 09/23/09 08:28 AM

LOL! Rednecks in Eire???

Enjoyable: combo verb/noun.
What a bull-rider might want to do.
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #608739 - 01/08/10 11:59 AM

Kissable: combo verb/noun.
What a bull-rider might want to do during previous post.
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #608764 - 01/08/10 02:28 PM

Lovable: combo verb/noun.
Better not go there!

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* Redneck Thread * [Re: Rich W.]
      #615009 - 02/23/10 02:45 PM

Fascinate: combo verb/adjective.

Ex:

"Billy, dang it quit rasslin' wit yer shirt. Letz git goin'."

"Wuh h3ll, got 12 buttons on this danged shirt, but my beer belly gitz in the way n I kin only fasten eight."
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #615050 - 02/23/10 10:54 PM

Fissure Combo Noun/Verb

Jake sayd that ever sinse the urthquake the "fissure" reely bitin.

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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: Rich W.]
      #681767 - 08/10/11 09:01 AM

Pesticide: verb/adverb?.

Ex:

"Herb, I dun drivin long and sees ya stopped on thuh highwaze? What wuz ya doin?"

"Wuh I dun had to go bad after drankin a sixpak. Sos I dun stopped n pest aside the road.
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #718397 - 10/19/12 07:52 AM

Sordid: verb.

Ex:

"Roy, did yooz put dem rattlesnecks in the dang freezer with thuh raddles on?"

"Johnnie Sue, yep dun put em in thar, I sor did.
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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: JakeBrake]
      #718619 - 10/23/12 10:34 AM

Red Neck Wine Glass:



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Re: * Redneck Thread * [Re: Rich W.]
      #718745 - 10/25/12 08:20 AM

I've been to 3 weddings this year where the wedding party used those exact same glasses.

Hmm... maybe I shouldn't have admitted that!

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