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Rich W.Moderator
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: Peter Ruscoe]
      #511735 - 08/26/08 05:33 AM

Paw Tuk It

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JakeBrake
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< Redneck Thread > [Re: Rich W.]
      #516683 - 09/12/08 12:29 PM

Decadent

object/verb combo: a deck of cards or a deck did not meet someone's expectations.

Ex.

"Dang, that deck uh dint git shuffled wull cuz uh got thuh same dang hand I did afore."
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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #517995 - 09/18/08 06:15 AM

Okay, so you have all been anxiously awaiting the next installment - just as anxious as you are about the next release of Vista or K Federline's Greatest Hits...

Catapult

object/verb combo: A feline has pulled something.

Ex.

"Herb, that cat uh yers shore ain't helpliss when it comes to grub."

"Yeah, I caint count how many dead birds that dang cat uh pullt into muh house."
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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #519089 - 09/23/08 06:35 AM

Okay, so you have all been anxiously awaiting the next installment - just as anxious as you are about the next release of Vista or K Federline's Greatest Hits...

Discussion

noun: part of a chair or other seat

Ex.

"Roy, dang it. Caint ya sit stull en eat sos wes kin git outta here?"

"Caint sit still. dis cushin makes muh backside swett lahk a wrangler with a duzzin raddle sneks starin him down."
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #519196 - 09/23/08 11:26 AM

Discussion

Verb: To utter foul language
Ex.

Wen billy Bob mashed his fingur wid da hammer he was discussion upa storm!

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< Redneck Thread > [Re: Rich W.]
      #525306 - 10/17/08 10:50 AM

Official

object/verb combo: A fish will ...

Ex.

"Sally Mae, kin uh git ya uh dinnur spayshul - fish or chicken?"

"Yeah, Reb uh fish'll do."
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #525313 - 10/17/08 11:04 AM

Perl

noun: exposure to injury, loss, or destruction; grave risk; jeopardy;

Ex.

"Bobby Joe 'n Reggie faced da perl ofa mean ole grizzly ber."

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9 out of 10 people I prove wrong agree that I'm right. The other person is my wife.
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: brentpaine]
      #525321 - 10/17/08 11:23 AM

draink

A beverage

Ars

Something placed in a beverage to cool it.

Example: "This draink needs more ars."


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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #525986 - 10/21/08 07:20 AM

Legacy

object/verb combo: Observe a specific appendage

Ex.

"Chuck, you got the gimps - huh? Injured a leg aye see."
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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #531502 - 11/13/08 10:27 AM

Celebrant

verb/adjective combo: Sell a brand of something

Ex.

"Shakes, howz biznuss - huh?"
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Um doin gud, um off to sell uh brant new havelina caller ta Hoofmouth."
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #546386 - 01/28/09 12:05 PM

Strawberry

noun/adjective combo: (is that) Straw exceedingly (some adjective)

Ex.
On his John Deere tractor, Rich is hauling some oat straw bales to his outdoor shuffleboard club where the bales will be used to seat the audience. Only one bale is needed of course.

"Richie, iz dat straw berry 'spensive?"
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"Richie, weez hopin dat straw berry soft so weez don git sore behinez."
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[ Redneck Thread ] [Re: JakeBrake]
      #546860 - 01/30/09 03:47 AM

Commute

Ex.

Richie, howz come yoot allsways brang yer dang dog to muh yard to do his biznuss?"
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- Redneck playstation under this link.
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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: JakeBrake]
      #547055 - 01/30/09 01:29 PM

Member

ex

Do you member when CE had as many posts as Brent?

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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: CaveatEmptor]
      #547061 - 01/30/09 01:56 PM

Caveat & Emptor

Ex.

That dang skinny lukkin calf e ought tuh find his dang momma. Dat stummik lukkin lahk it dun emptor'd long tahm ago.
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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: JakeBrake]
      #550308 - 02/13/09 03:44 AM

Independent

Ex.

Hey Hon, whar dj git that purdy neckliss? I lahk that bloo glowin thang - whatcjacallit? Wutz in duh pendant?
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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: JakeBrake]
      #551715 - 02/19/09 06:47 AM

Correspond, Correlate and Correspondent

Ex.

"Hey Traggart, hyu bin feeshin' lettly?"

"Yeah Shank, madder uh fack, I dun jis got bak frum feeshin' Cora's pond? Cora wuz uhpostuh be har by now."

"Wull, luks lahk Cora late agin?

"Enny luck feeshin' thar?"

"Jis a fyoo bahts. I don thank Cora's pond dint git stawked last year?
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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: JakeBrake]
      #551832 - 02/19/09 01:25 PM

Quote:


Hard drive: "A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch."





Yah know, ya c'n put a heat'r on the enjun and ya c'n put a heat'r on the transm'shun and ya can put a heat'r on the diff'renchul, but when she hits -40, the durn tires freeze with the flat spots on 'em.

ka-thunk...ka-thunk...ka-thunk... ya ever here a tire break? Watchiss..


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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: James Pulley]
      #551865 - 02/19/09 04:13 PM

LOL James.

I must be iller than ill today...

scintillate

Definition: Engage in human excess or vice until 8 o'clock.
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Re: [ Redneck Thread ] [Re: JakeBrake]
      #552954 - 02/25/09 12:48 PM


Hosiery

Definition: A place where hosers gather.
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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #563604 - 04/17/09 12:13 PM

Chestnut

/adjective/adverb combo: merely not.

Ex. 1:

"Hon, itz chis not thuh saym whin ya don put possum strips in the grits soup?"
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Ex. 2:

"Thaym nutz, theyz chis not sumpin ya roast over n open fahr?"
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