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JakeBrake
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #444649 - 12/29/07 05:15 PM

escalator

Redneck form: ask ya later

"Dang Duff, I dun had a qwestchun fer ya but fergot. I'll ask 'a later.


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #444830 - 12/31/07 02:38 PM

Jew Eat

Redneck for: Did you eat?

Example: Jew Eat Yet?



Edited by JakeBrake (01/01/08 03:00 AM)


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Peter Ruscoe
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: CaveatEmptor]
      #444876 - 01/01/08 12:31 PM

I thought it was:
- Jeet?
- No, jew?

(I seem to recall that Woody Allen made great play with that in one of his movies, but I forget which one).


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Peter Ruscoe]
      #444984 - 01/02/08 05:39 AM

Actually, that one isn't as much Redneck. I know that, in South Philadelphia, "Jeet yet?" is a standard question.

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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Robert Martin]
      #445140 - 01/02/08 11:37 AM

I went on an interview in Amarillo TX years back and the recruiter came into the room around lunch time and asked me - Jeet Yet? I must have had this Deer in the headlight look on my face as I asked him to repeat himself 3 times before he proceeded to spell it out on a white board.

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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: corklad]
      #445186 - 01/02/08 03:28 PM

How did he spell it?

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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #447231 - 01/09/08 12:58 PM

Therapist

combo. verb. Two or more people are upset.

Ex.

"Duff, I see you ain't talking with yer neighbors agin?"

"Yeah, they're uh pi$$ed." 'cuz I dun took the apples at fell on my yard frum there tree.


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #448466 - 01/14/08 08:34 AM

Socialize

verb. Volunteer oneself to help.

Ex.

"Roy, you look like yer a strugglin with the gears on that manure spreader?" "So shull ize" give ya a hand with that?


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #457659 - 02/13/08 05:40 AM

Paradigms

noun - double plural. A quantity of coins

Ex.

Scenario:
Rich is trying to insert a quarter into a rattlesnake-strip snack vending machine.
Jake walks by, "Hey Rich, can't you read that, it says it takes a pair uh dimes.


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #457700 - 02/13/08 07:30 AM

White fonted.


Edited by JakeBrake (02/13/08 01:18 PM)


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Larry Geisz]
      #457701 - 02/13/08 07:36 AM

Futile

small amount of tile

exmp: when Bobby Bob and Jimmy James was re tilin their shack Bobby Bob got mad cuase they was a futile short of compleetin the job

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Edited by Larry Geisz (02/13/08 07:36 AM)


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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Larry Geisz]
      #462390 - 02/28/08 01:27 PM

Fortunes

adjective. A specific quantity of chins

Ex.

Scenario:
Rich is now wrestling violently attempting to insert a quarter into a rattlesnake-strip snack vending machine that takes but a pair uh dimes.
Jake walks by, "Hey Rich, dang - all that violints makes yer four chins rattle 'n' shake.


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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #471660 - 04/01/08 05:57 AM

Scraping more from the bottom of the barrel...

Necklace

adjective. having no neck.

Ex.

"Billy Rae, look at that football dude, heez neckless."


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Larry Geisz]
      #487825 - 06/02/08 04:49 AM

Greetings from Jake!
He is alive and loving the shuffle-board circuit.

He sends his love and one more definition:

Spectator,

The smallest potato in the bag.

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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Rich W.]
      #496712 - 07/02/08 12:50 PM

Scraping more from the bottom of the barrel...

Distill

verb/question. one inquires about the state/condition of sumpin.

Ex.

"Is distill the Chit-Shat forum?"


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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #499162 - 07/11/08 06:34 AM

Lactose

verb: one is missin sumpin or missing specific body-mounted digits.

Ex.

"I lack dose basic wranglin skillz."

"Ever sintz I shotgun blasted that dang skwirrul chewin at my boots, I lack toes."


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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #503988 - 07/29/08 03:13 PM

Demise

adjective: reference to ocular organs

Ex.

"Hey Billy, luk at dem ize on thaht gaydur rassler. Dem ize cud burn a hole in ya."


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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #503992 - 07/29/08 03:34 PM

nice

adjective: reference to frozen H20

Ex.

"Hey Jake, git me a lemon-ade n ice, I'm thirsy!"

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< Redneck Thread > [Re: SoCalGal]
      #510998 - 08/22/08 09:46 AM

Pawtucket Rhode Island

noun: something a specific parent may have taken.

Ex.

"Hey Sally Fay, whar's my shotgun? I see sum skwirrulz out front. Um thinking grub fer later.

"Uh thunk Paw took it.
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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #511015 - 08/22/08 10:11 AM

Quote:

Pa took it



Typo? Shouldn't that be "Paw took it?"

(Yah - "Paw" - corrected! Thank ye Peter!)


Edited by JakeBrake (08/22/08 10:23 AM)


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