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JakeBrake
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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #412259 - 08/31/07 10:05 AM

I can't believe this topic actually slipped to page 3!

BASE ALERT and Chris - no offense intended!
If you are offended by references to human waste product, then you may wish to bypass this.
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Turtle

"Hey Billy, dang ... ya need ta git the plunger. Ifn ya flush that turtle stop the dang tolit up?"
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Rich W.Moderator
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #412262 - 08/31/07 10:14 AM

Quote:

I can't believe this topic actually slipped to page 3!




Do we have to explain why Jake?


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brentpaine
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Rich W.]
      #412301 - 08/31/07 11:30 AM

*sniff* Weel garsh, yer lil boy done all grown up.

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9 out of 10 people I prove wrong agree that I'm right. The other person is my wife.
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Larry Geisz
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Rich W.]
      #412307 - 08/31/07 11:39 AM

Police Jargon references.

Felony

When Billy Bob Ray George Jr's wife caught him messin around with her sister he fell on knee and started to pray.

Kilt

When Sheriff Bobby Joe came across a dead body he stated "boys it looks like she was kilt right ther" he also coined the term "KRT" for radio use

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But in the end doesn't it all come down to BEER? Beer is the ultimate answer to all questions in the universe so yes the answer to your question is BEER.
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Edited by Larry Geisz (08/31/07 11:39 AM)


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JakeBrake
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Larry Geisz]
      #412341 - 08/31/07 01:03 PM

LOL!

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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #412347 - 08/31/07 01:10 PM

Arse
This here draink needs more arse.

And this redneck thing can be so ECONOMICAL in use. For example, instead of saying "Come and look at this," you can just say "watch'iss."

And while we are on pronunciation, why is "far" pronounced "fahr," and "war" is pronounced "wore?"


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JakeBrake
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Peter Ruscoe]
      #412353 - 08/31/07 01:13 PM

? Slow down via a drawl filter to savor the economy of shorter or combined words?

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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #412359 - 08/31/07 01:32 PM

Gladiate
combo.

Happy that a feller ate sumpin' instead of the observer.

Ex. "Dang Strafe, Um glad 'e ate jis half that six-pound flank ulse I du had ta pay out hundrit bux."


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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #414741 - 09/10/07 01:39 PM

aspen

verb, pp. One's backside has been off on its own adventure.

Ex.
"Hyell woodja look a-aht Willie Joe. Heez aw bluddeed up?"

"Yee-uh lookin lahk his a$$ bin tanglin wiff thuh bouncer a-aht thuh pooh haw uh gayn?"
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Rich W.Moderator
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #414743 - 09/10/07 01:44 PM



Hurassmus B. Dragun

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
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ann_f
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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: Rich W.]
      #418280 - 09/21/07 11:05 AM

Widyadidya

Dint bring your truck widyadidya......


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JakeBrake
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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: ann_f]
      #418861 - 09/25/07 06:24 AM

LOL Ann!


Really bad pun...

Nutrition:

Tank: "Dang Burt, I dun seed wit ya dat Trish last naht. She wuz all over ya lahk See Eye Ohz on a new silver bullit duhvelipmint mythodolligee?"

Burt: "Yee-uh. Sheez a sweet leddy. I first knew Trish in my seckint year in forth grade?"


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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #419711 - 09/27/07 06:04 AM

Help with Redneck Serenade??

Lyric by SQAF
... in the style of a waltz...\

<Verse 1>

I caught some roadkill and cooked it fer two
I thought I'd share it betwixt I and you

<Chorus>
We didn't care it was real tuff chew...


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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #420454 - 10/01/07 05:10 AM

blister

verb, pp. Person "of the cloth" has blessed a female sinner.

Ex.
"Hyell ya shudda seen Sally Mae after church where the minister dun blist 'er. She dun promply took off to thuh bar fer more sinnin.
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omelette

verb. To release someone from detention.
Ex.
Deputy, unlocking prisoner cell to overnight sleep-off-drunk inmate: "Ahm uh let ya go now. Probubble see y'all next week?"
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< All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #422708 - 10/09/07 04:34 AM

psoriasis

verb. present participle A person's apologetic backside is in some particular condition.

Ex. "Yee-uh, Shank's sorry a$$ is in the slammer agin.


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< Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #429397 - 10/31/07 02:51 PM

I may have found an audience!!!

The words are located here: http://www.sqablogs.com/JakeBrake/1136/

The audio files are linked to and stored at my website. Over the past 4 months there have been over 2,000 downloads of all the audio files from distinct IPs originating in China.


1) Will I be touring soon?
2) Will testers from that country have a southern drawl?
3) Who will understand them if they embrace this "vocabulary"?


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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #429540 - 11/01/07 05:58 AM

I can't help thinking that this has a distinctly sinister undertone.

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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: Peter Ruscoe]
      #429700 - 11/01/07 11:00 AM

Peter, for example....?

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Re: < Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #429704 - 11/01/07 11:13 AM

Like this is a new way for the Chinese to infiltrate and influence the West.

I'm just kidding - though my post didn't make it seem that way.


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Re: < All New Redneck Thread > [Re: JakeBrake]
      #442607 - 12/19/07 05:33 AM

I am scraping the bottom of the barrel these days...

Juicy

verb Inquire as to whether a person observed the same thing as oneself.

Ex.
"Dang Herbie joo see that? That good ole boy jis bit the rattle off that snake and cleaned his ears out with the tip.
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