<font color="blue">The Blue Jay has been known to be a raider of other bird's nests, 1) stealing eggs, ... and 2) nests. </font>
1) Humans pick up a dozen eggs at the grocer.
2) Real Estate Agents sell Adjustable Rate Mortgages
I'm not much of a birdwatcher, but I'm curious to learn more about the this "Superb Owl" that makes its annual appearance soon.
You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you.