Thief makes off with 180 Guinness kegs
"DUBLIN (Reuters) - A thief made off with 180 kegs of Guinness beer after smoothly driving into the Dublin brewery which makes the black stout and snatching a trailer load of drink, police said on Thursday.
The incident took place on Wednesday at the Guinness brewery on the banks of Dublin's River Liffey where Ireland's trademark tipple has been brewed for almost 250 years.
Wouldn't it freeze in a barn in winter? That would be sacriledge. And the kegs might start to leak if the contents froze, which would be even more distressing.
I think the only answer is to invite all your friends to help you to drink it. After all, it is the festive (aka drinking) season.