Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and nothing much is biting, and the conversation chances onto the topic of birth control, and so Sven says to Ole, "What do you and Lena do for birth control?". And Ole says "Oh we use the condom and ice cube method". And Sven says "I've never heard of that Ole, how's it work?" and Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those little ice cubes in first." And Sven says "Yimminy Ole, isn't that awfully cold?" And Ole says "Yah sure it is Sven, but it really helps keep the swelling down."
Vell, it seems Ole got himself a job as a busdriver. Sven says "So Ole, does your bus go to Duluth?" Ole says "No, No. It goes beep beep."
Ole and Sven had spent all day training their new bird dog with no success. Finally, Ole said to Sven "Yust trow him up once more, and, if he doesn't fly this time , yust shoot him"
In an apparent copycat terrorist act, terrorists Sven and Ole Binladenstrom have hijacked a Goodyear blimp. So far, they have bounced off 5 buildings in downtown Minneapolis.