Life should NOT be a trip to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an cool and well preserved body, but rather to skid in, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body wrecked, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!
Interestingly enough, there's a doctor here in Eastern PA who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of the rare genetic diseases that show up in the closed Amish and Old Order Mennonite communities. Because of how isolationist they are, inbreeding is a serious problem in these communities... not necessarily that they are marrying siblings or cousins, but that the gene pool is so small that genetic disorders that are rare in a large pool are concentrated there.
Just an interesting non-sequiter... We now return you to your regularly scheduled ridicule of the British aristocrats.
How stupid can you be to write your name over someone else's on a 6 digit check and try to cash it at your local bank? It's almost as bad as the guy who wrote a hold up note on the back of his own ATM receipt. And he was in law (sorry, barrister) school?