Ever since my first Blue Collar experience, I have suffered additional brain damage. That damage amounts to browsing my vocabulary looking to provide open source redneck dictionary words. Here then is my 3rd or 4th... ( i hid ta luk up wut my wife wuz callin me)
(WARNING! This may happen wunst uh wik. Plz fil free 2 contrib ur own orjinal)
Dude 1: Keep seein yuh frend Herb at da kawthaus. Hez uh lukkin down.
Dude 2: Yeah - heez skairt cuz he dun got his *** in nine differunt lawhsoots.
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