Yeah - it appeals to me just like the KFC "free meal" offer. Which, despite turning in a certificate and requesting a rain check, I never received. When I called them, they said it was in process. Some weeks later, I called again, and they said "we are no longer offering a rain check."
The world is full of lying scum.
(Disclaimer: retirees are always up for free food. It's a part of our job description.)