Imagine having one of these at your test facility during each test cycle when defect encounters are bountiful. Think of the possibilities. After a couple years, this test mascot would be ripe to attend any code walk-through or requirements review.
Some possibly parrotee...
"What were you not thinking?"
"What was your BAC when you wrote this?"
"Sell my stock - sell my stock."
"Polly doesn't want a freaking cracker - Polly wants something that is testable."