I bought my wife a bag and a belt for Valentine's day, now she can fix the hoover.
Me to the wife - "You can have anything you want for Valentine's"
Wife - "I've always wanted something that does 0 - 200 in less that 2 seconds"
I bought her some bathroom scales.
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How about some poetry.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm sorry I did it with your sister
I swear I thought it was you.
9 out of 10 people I prove wrong agree that I'm right. The other person is my wife.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These things are expensive
so don't let the cat eat them.
This one is for Jake... nothing but love today!
What do rednecks give their ladies for Valentines?
Hogs and Kisses!
"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
(You thought i was going somewhere else with this, didn't you!)
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping. "
If you win you need not explain...But if you lose you should not be there to explain.