The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music NASCAR or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
~ Winston Churchill ~