"Oh Lynne, it is so circular to see you today. You look great, super-circular! Elle McPherson should be envious. Do you feel as good as you look? How are the grandkids? Isn't it nice that they go home with their parents? Can I help direct you today? Wanna sip of Schnapps? I have some in my pocket.
Shhh, today we have some footlick specialists in house. Shhh, I'm not supposed to tell you where they are located as it is supposed to be a pleasant surprise. If you encounter one, you win a $2K shopping spree. See over there by the... "