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    When Requirements Are Not Written...

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

    The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

    (Credit to the author - whoever that might be!)

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    Re: When Requirements Are Not Written...

    We were dinning at Bahama Breeze a while back and were discussing appetizers when Calamari came up. The waitress made a comment that my friend quickly seized on and replied, "Oh, their all female then?". She said "WHAT?". He replied, "Well you said they didn't have any testicles". "OH, My", she said, "I meant tentacles!". Needless to say, we ribbed her the rest of the evening, but tipped heavily.
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    Re: When Requirements Are Not Written...

    So, would ad-hoc processes work here? I have an interview tomorrow and need to know.

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    Re: When Requirements Are Not Written...

    UFF-DA!

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    Re: When Requirements Are Not Written...

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    UFF-DA!

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