Sorry, that doesn't compare to the Vicious Squirrel of Westerville, Ohio. The rodent had residents terrorized for weeks and made it to the front page and local TV news.
It started its crazed rampage by leaping up and biting a hapless male college student in the, um, in a very delicate area.
Funny as this sounds, the wounded collegiate was required to get rabies shots.
From there, deranged squirrel sightings came from all over the city. Even an animal psychologist was interviewed to find out what would cause such anti-social behavior, since said beast was leaving a bloody trail whereever it went...
Eventually, the monster was cornered in a backyard and summarily shot by one of Westerville's finest. It was probably the most activity seen by Westerville's finest for years, as their main claim to fame up to that point had been their vigilance in ensuring miscreants exceeding the 25 MPH speed limit on Schrock Road were apprehended and fined appropriately.
Upon testing what was left of the squirrel, it was found it did NOT have rabies. It was merely Very, Very ****ed Off.