I had this ready for a redneck dictionary contest to win tickets to see Foxworthy. I was a day late .... [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img] ... and maybe that is a good thing. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
"Sallie Billie Raye, you need chayhnge them shorts ta cover yo-uw butt cheeks afore ya wok to thuh store by those construction may-hn?"
"Hwhy ayz tha-aht Eddie?"
"Cuz I think ya wunt thayz attenchin. Ya-aw know dang wail whay-n yoo walk by, those men aw pawz whut thayz doin and stare at yo behind.