Life should NOT be a trip to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an cool and well preserved body, but rather to skid in, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body wrecked, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!
Sorry this will probably only make sense to UK members.
Remember visiting a great Real Ale pub several years ago whilst on holiday on hte Isle of Wight.
It was a Free House but with a "brewery tie" which did not allow him to sell any Whitbread ales. However, as an enhusiast this didn't stop him - he'd got a barrel of Whitbread Best in the cellar and changed the name every evening - every name an anagram of "whitbread bitter".