"Not getting blackmark beside my name because of the goodness of the people who don't reveal my negative signs"
"True Love neither kills nor let live"
"Who follows ethical,moral values when they are hungry"
What about you?
"Who ate all the pies ?"
"Life's a beach and then you swim."
"Never rub another man's rhubard"
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and My Blog
The ones I use (not sure if I can call them mine as I may have picked them up somewhere in the distant past)
"He can't tell the difference between sh1t and clay" - used to describe idiots
"I wouldn't do that for a gold pig" - my way of saying no way am I doing that
"I'll have a freshly squeezed Guinness please" - Nightly warcry
"Have you worked in IT before" - used when someone who works in IT asks a really dumb IT related question
Best quote I ever heard:
During a meeting to make sure we had everything covered for a weekend roll-back of the system:
Project Manager to DBA - "Are you clearing down the Oracle DB's?"
DBA - "Someone else is doing that"
PM - "I have worked for a number of large corporations that had an employee called somebody..... I have yet to meet them"
My linkedIn Profile
For all the phrases that my friends and coworkers give me grief for using, I can only think of one.
"Do you need a hug?"
It's not a true 'original'...but it comes in handy when people are ****ing and moaning about whatever it is that they are ****ing and moaning about.
"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
-George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright and Nobel Prize winner, 1856-1950
"You can't learn load/stress testing from a tool. Just the same as you can't learn to be a novelist by buying a copy of Microsoft Word."
Thanks for the pizza, but I prefer ribs.
May the clouds part their lips and kiss you with sunshine!
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"It's Automated, not Automagic!"
"That's why we test."
"We can do anything, but not everything."
Joe StrazzereVisit my website: AllThingsQuality.com to learn more about quality, testing, and QA!
"And even this shall pass"
"Don't try to put lipstick on a pig!"
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
~ Winston Churchill ~
"You can't plat sh1t"
"A turd is a turd, no matter what colour you paint it" ( in refernce to some software releases )
"Its nothing personal"
"I love deadlines, I like the sound they make as they go whoosing by !"
"You only pay me to show up, if you want me to care.... thats extra !"
Mind if I borrow that last one?