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    QA This!

    From a job posting on CraigsList:

    QA Engineers
    Date: 2006-03-29, 2:31PM PST

    One of our key clients is looking for QA Engineers for their globalization efforts with following details.

    2 years of solid testing experience. (someone who can write and implement test plans and teat cases)

    _______

    Sounds like a job for JakeBrake!
    Sr. Software Test Automation Architect

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    Re: QA This!

    Come on Jake, give it a yank.
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    Re: QA This!

    I'll bet the rate of pay is $12 - $15/hr also.

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    Re: QA This!

    I yanked cow teats on the farm. The teats hosts were good mentors, kicking me if I wasn't executing the teats properly. Most of the individual teat hosts had four teats to be regression yanked twice daily. Althooooooo-ugh each scenario had 6 teats, only four were used for regression. The pay was US$0.00 per hour. I could usually get through all the teat cases in about two hours. Net pay = US$0.00.


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    I think it was less dangerous to scoop barn-biscuits and pasture pie.

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    Re: QA This!

    They are looking for the brightest candidates - only the very breast should apply.
    On the udder hand...

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    Re: QA This!

    Well, you milked that one for all it was worth....

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    Re: QA This!

    I know someone who tried to milk a bull! He died at a very early age. His curds were wheyed!

    I know, that was cheesy.
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    Re: QA This!

    I've herd that one before

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    Re: QA This!

    This thread is udderly ridiculous.

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    Re: QA This!

    This thread needs to go teats up!
    Jim
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    For all the general stuff to know about QA/Test go here http://www.softwareqatest.com/

 

 
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