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# Thread: Mathematical Facts of Life

1. ## Mathematical Facts of Life

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top

2. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

It's a good oldie Rich. The amount of truth in it is amazing!

Just make sure the fanny you smooch doesn't belong to a corpse or other person with a TP insuffiency:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/21/to...cnn_topstories

3. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

Originally posted by Rich W.:
...So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">Although, Nepotism (111) can't hurt if you can get it. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

4. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

Nepotism? Why bring religion into it?

5. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

Religion....? Dang it, my sense of humor switch must be broken today. Help me out, Rich - let's laugh together! Tell me how you're linking nepotism and religion. Sounds like? Starts with?

6. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

Isn't an -ism a religion? Budism, Judaism, Fredrickism...

7. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

S-T-R-A-Z-Z-E-R-E

19+20+18+1+26+26+5+18+5 = 138%

As if there was any doubt!

8. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

Capitalism?
nep·o·tism: favoritism (as in appointment to a job) based on kinship

Joe, now we know where you get it. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

9. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

Joe - don't forget sum the hyphens as ASCII decimal 45 each instance. Of course, then one would need to add 64 to Rich's numerical equivs for the letters of the alphabet. Then, you would be better off in lower case.

10. ## Re: Mathematical Facts of Life

An 'ism' is usually a set of guidelines a group follows. Defined in the dictionary as "a distinctive doctrine, system or theory". Capitalism, socialism, hedonism, terrorism, racism, cannibalism, etc. Nepotism is favoring your relatives above others.

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