But at least they could tell you how to make an elephant float
1). one large glass
2). 400 gallons of milk
3). 100,000 scoops of ice cream (the flavor of your choice)
4). one elephant
Add all the items to the blender mix well pour into the glass add one large cherry tree
But in the end doesn't it all come down to BEER? Beer is the ultimate answer to all questions in the universe so yes the answer to your question is BEER.