This really enforces my view about Computer Systems Sales people.....
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a Computer Systems Salesman ?
A used car salesman knows when he is lying !
If we are doing jokes:
What does a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common?
Ans: both have a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human being.
I thought the lawyer joke was:
Whats the difference between a shovel nose shark and a lawyer ?
Ones a scum sucking bottem feeder and the other is a fish !
Q: What do you call 1000000 lawyers falling off a cliff?
A: A good start
Q: What do you call an honest salesman?
A: A liar, he's not a salesman at all.
Q: Whats the difference between a Lawyer and a intestinal parasite?
A: No..seriously... I am interested in finding out...
"Not every solution was derived to address an obvious problem" - Me (quite recently indeed)
Not sure about the difference, but...
Wouldn't a sales person try to sell the parasite as beneficial and then use the lawyer later to defend misrepresentation of any related sales?
Would that be a certified pre-owned parasite?
Q: Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Senior Consultant, Orasi Software
Q: Why do gravediggers dig deeper graves for lawyers than for other people?
A: Because deep down lawyers are OK.
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