Has anyone got any humorous Quality Quotes that they could share?
I'm putting together a presentation on what Quality means at the company I work for and want to throw in some humor;
I already have the following;
Quality is a barrier
“Quality is like buying oats: If you want nice fresh oats you must pay a fair price. However, if you can be satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse, they come alot cheaper.”
Life should NOT be a trip to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an cool and well preserved body, but rather to skid in, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body wrecked, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!