Cyblue have a great definition of stress testing:
Here are some others...
If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
Okay, okay, I did program that bug.
If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here.
Well, it should work, but let me tell you about my truck...
#@%^&*!!!, a bug!
I'll find this bug if it is the last thing that I do.
You will test this, now!
Alors! Regardez le poission!
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
The system is dead. Long live the new system!
Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if...
Flowing water never goes bad; our door hubs never gather termites.
I'll test whatever you want...
Those were hysterical!!!!
Senior SQA Analyst
I feel like this is a bug...
A.K.A. Mr. Happy-Happy
[i]QA is not the red-headed stepchild of Development</i]
Resistence is futile, it will be shipped!
Testing is futile, shipping is irrelevant!
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