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    Coffee Makers!

    (1)Posted in the Kitchen
    "Please be courteous of your fellow humanoids, If you take the last cup, make a fresh pot" [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

    The funny part is the "Humanoids"...is it even a word ?

    Ps:I don't drink coffee but there have been times when I have made a fresh pot out of sympathy for the others esp on a Monday!! [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]

    (2)Posted on the refrigerator
    "Do not take food thats not yours! "

    Really... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

    Do you have any interesting coffee/kitchen tales ?

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    Re: Coffee Makers!

    An anal friend of mine has the following label on her Brita jug:
    "Don't fill it, don't use it."

    Sweet and to the point.
    Gabba Gabba Hey

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    Re: Coffee Makers!

    How about;
    I'm not your mother - clean up after yourself!
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">[img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
    Jean James
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    I deliver what I promise, and I only promise what I can deliver.
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    Re: Coffee Makers!

    In our company's toilet there's a sign saying: "Smoking forbidden!"
    A funny fellow wrote below: "Stinking allowed!"


    And in our testing room we have a sign we use to put in front of the keyboard when a test is running: "Touch and die!"

    Juergen

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    Re: Coffee Makers!

    The Health and Safety officer for our company often unintentionally gives everyone a good laugh. She put a note behind the kitchen taps (faucets) that said 'Warning: Water Hot'. Someone wrote underneath 'Elephants are big'! On another occasion she circulated a notice about the dangers of sharp knives. She removed all sharp kitchen knives from the drawers leaving only the only the everyday cutlery. As these knives weren't good enough even to cut up fruit cake there was a high demand for the use of the knife I happen to keep in my desk drawer. The sharp knives miraculously reappeared after a few of weeks!

    ZoŽ

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    Re: Coffee Makers!

    Giving directions to outsiders using your washroom is hard, and so one of the picture frames in our wash room, decently displayed the following message:
    "We aim to please...you aim too, please"
    [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

    Talking of kitchen tales, there is one which goes like :
    "I've been on a diet for seven days. So far I have only lost a week."
    [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
    ...but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

 

 

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