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    Disrespectful silliness

    So has anybody started browsing the forums here and unexpectedly got the giggles because they were looking at the subject line of the notes and your brain just comes up with an unbidden stupid/silly retort? Here's a couple of recent ones that flew past my brain.
    (Hey, I'm 50 now, I can be dorky! )

    Before I start - I mean no disrespect to anyone's subjects. They are all very appropriate and professional. I'm the one who isn't being very professional at the moment. This is just in fun mostly poking fun at my own brain.
    <UL TYPE=SQUARE>
    <LI>Moving to WinRunner - How big a truck will you need?
    <LI>Suggestion requested - .... you sure you want me to?
    <LI>I need some advice - .... ditto...
    <LI>Accelerate time - Oh, I get from 0 to 60 in about 10 seconds
    <LI>Regarding strings - As in bikini's on the beach.
    <LI>Load testing tool - well you put your finger in the leg of the diaper....
    <LI>Vermont high test - They only get high in Vermont?
    <LI>Server busy time - oh 11:30 to 1:00 pm then again 5:00 - 7:00pm, mealtimes.[/list]


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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    Jean, I think you are the one in need of a vacation

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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    Risk management - Cockpit

    See, I was thinking about the issue of pilots armed with handguns inflight.

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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jeanj:

    <UL TYPE=SQUARE>
    <LI>Moving to WinRunner - How big a truck will you need?
    [/list]
    A full sized pickup should be fine. If you are willing to make multiple trips.

    <UL TYPE=SQUARE>
    <LI>Vermont high test - They only get high in Vermont?
    [/list]
    Vermont has really High Standards for their illegal drugs :P
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    JeanJ
    Are you starting Sunday Morning Live! or what?

    Ok, so how about:

    A penny saved... (singular form) Maybe John Bobbit sent a Thank You card to his surgeon already

    I need some help... All yours Dr. Ruth!

    To Null or Not to Null... That is the answer?


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    [This message has been edited by Gilbert (edited 05-03-2002).]

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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    "Window is not recognized" - washing it once in a while helps it look familiar and less like a door.
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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    Calling a Test - HEEeerre Testy-testy!!
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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    Jean... you're not right.


    I like that about you.

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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    Gotta Luv It!!!!

    Here's some from my warped side...

    Seven Myths of Formal Methods - they only occur in conjuction with the Seven Wonders of the World.

    Agile testing - As opposed to Clumsy testing?

    You think you have bugs? - No, other than the odd spider that might be crawling around....

    What makes a QA - One part Quality, One part Assurance

    Need inputs - Wouldn't that mean you need us to output?

    Again - just to poke fun, it's an off-sorta day for me.

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    Re: Disrespectful silliness

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jgottlieb:
    Jean... you're not right.
    I like that about you.
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    Gee thanks! ... I think?
    Now who wants to have a go at;

    "Stepping through function declarations"

    I was thinking kind of;

    [tip-toe, tip-toe], "I gotta 'GO'!!!!!"
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    [This message has been edited by Jeanj (edited 05-06-2002).]
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