You know that someday poor little Jughead is going to succumb to the new guys, ah, advances. Both of them will regret it and Betty will have to show Jughead that he's not really a member of that church.
Jughead is going to need counseling, Betty is going to get an even worse reputation and Veronica is going to feel left out. Archie still won't get it.
It's just not a good thing.
If you're a slave to your free associations, does it automatically become something else?