Post links to echoes here, where one would have to ask any one or more of the following questions:
1. No - yer kiddin' me, or
2. tell us something we did already not know, or
3. where the hull have you been, or
4. you must not be reading or listening to the news, or
5. there has been a lapse in treatment of your not-invented here syndrome, or
6. how did you get appointed to this position, or
7. the satellite transmitting news to you must be at least 20 light-years distant from earth giving you 40-years news latency.