Fruit of the Loom's underpants department must be doing a roaring trade! (Both on the way down, when you can guess the reason, and on the way up when the traders daren't take time out to go to the bathroom).
Peter your showing your age [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
Surely Wall Street is Calvin Klein / Versace / DKNY boxer shorts....... Oh No! Wait..... you are right, boxers probably can't contain the side effects of a wildy fluctuating stock market [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]