Friday Openings at Rational
User Tomba (firstname.lastname@example.org) posted:
Unthinkable till now,
Mark uncovers the future of software testing--
"Rational is moving in new directions
and we bake a mean ratatooie,"
declares Chief Chef Mike White Hat.
Enter now and visit the Technology Leader. http://www.rationalusa.com/
You'll smell things never smelled before.
Designed to poach the competition--
at home on the desktop,
or your kitchen countertop--
it's the new Rational ATBU-Steamer®!
According to director Sam Gulliver,
"There's always been gaps in our software
test coverage. No one, not us, not them,
could guarantee bug-free software.
Doffing his chef's white cuisinier jacket, Sam grins.
"This baby REALLY gets hot, and that's crucial.
We're the first to bring the power of auto-claving
to software. No matter how crappy the code,
bugs don't stand a chance.
None of them get out alive,
at Fahrenheit 455."
Best of all, the ATBU-Steamer is
approved for unsupervised operation.
Even a test manager can use it at night,
when electricity rates are lower.
ATBU-Steamer Features at a Glance
Bug-free software every time thanks to RATIONAL's
Fahrenheit 455® system with patented scorch technology
No manual spraying of harsh chemicals
Auto-cleaning of software residue left in the cabinet
Perfect results in compliance with IEEE hygiene standards
FLEXlm support for table-top, desk-top or floor units
----- Original Message -----
From: "MArk B." <email@example.com>
To: "SQA Suite Team Test Users" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Thursday, September 12, 2002 6:05 PM
Subject: OT: Openings at Rational