No I do not have a piece of paper that tells me I know how to spend money to pass a test. I do however have 15+ years of experience in Rational Robot, test automation in general (with tools than Robot), QA and software development.
Regardless, like SteveO says, do you want good or do you want free? Rarely do the twain meet.
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