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    User\'s Guide Health Risk Alert

    From the archives of Doctor Gitterdun...

    Studies have shown that many here are risking their health by not using the User's Guide.

    Non-use causes dust to accumulate. The dust attracts dangerous micro and nano organisms for both printed and electronic versions.

    The symptoms of affliction are:
    1) demanding behavior,
    2) rudeness,
    3) "I want answers now" expectations.
    4) Additionally, the "non-users" gain weight because they have not expended the calories otherwise combusted by using the brain and hands/fingers.
    5) Angry customers who get far less than they expected.

    Benefits:
    1) euphoria among corporate attorneys knowing they will profit from this affliction.
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    Re: User\'s Guide Health Risk Alert

    If you'd ever seen those "Truth Productions" about smoking the next line comes to mind:
    It'd be funny if it wasn't true
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">Nope...still funny [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] hahaha
    Never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience -- Dilbert

 

 

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