<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AJ: I know I'm bending the rules here a bit, but Please check the job postings in QAJobs.net.
I actually have one there myself!
I'll consider joining if it's a 10 hour work week, pays $250k a year, 10 weeks vacation, 50% bonus plan (guaranteed), very casual attire (shorts and flip-flops), Fridge loaded with Heineken (which I can consume at my leisure), company car (BMW 745Li), the usual health, vision and dental benefits are acceptable.
When can I start??
First name Stu
Life should NOT be a trip to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an cool and well preserved body, but rather to skid in, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other, body wrecked, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!